I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. Henny Youngman backfindwife Change image and share on social
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman breakdoctorleg Change image and share on social
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. Henny Youngman airportbacklaw Change image and share on social
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to. Henny Youngman diejewishman Change image and share on social
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. Henny Youngman billdoctorgive Change image and share on social
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope. Henny Youngman dopekillknow Change image and share on social
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. Henny Youngman chickenjewishmake Change image and share on social
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. Henny Youngman badlymanpoor Change image and share on social
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! Henny Youngman doggraduateman Change image and share on social
